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Post  Anestia on Sat Sep 06 2008, 09:29

Hi ,im Ekatherina and im not a funny person at all but im trying ,so...you try to laugh.
PLS try to put more fun stuff in 1 post than less stuff in 1000 posts!!Try to use YOUR OWN sense of humor and not stuff you found on the NET or you heard from someone else!!
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It all started here...

(Julie)Im bisexual now... Wink
(Eka) Yeah? Shocked
(Julie)Yeah...I can make sex with two guys at the same time.. Laughing
(Eka) pale
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Sometimes when i talk to myself infornt of the mirror i ask myself - "Hmm and how am i supose to recognize a mad person when i see it!? scratch


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Post  DaHakra on Sun Sep 07 2008, 03:20

Dat al ya got ?





k, k my turn.....

Mr. Smith was invited once to a party, he got there , everyone welcomed him, ppl were having fun, and got a lil drunk, sooo they decided to make an orgy. Ok, the lights were turned off, few minutes passed, then half a hour, suddenly Mr/ Smith starts screaming :

STOP STOP FFS, we have to turn the light on im doing a blow jow the 3rd time !

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Post  Anestia on Sun Sep 07 2008, 05:43

Try to use YOUR OWN sense of humor and not stuff you found on the NET or you heard form someone else!!


Daha
Plus it was not even fun

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Post  DaHakra on Sun Sep 07 2008, 06:10

Orly ? maybe then i'll start making screens of some of our conversations and post 'em here ?

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Post  Anestia on Sun Sep 07 2008, 11:02

Wanna see the remix ; )

Anestia:Hi Dahi ,wanna come over my place? Rolling Eyes We'll do some crazy stuff albino .
DaHakra:ooh, what for? Embarassed
Anestia:Its a suprise...
DaHakra:Is it pie? Neutral
Anestia:Maybe...
DaHakra:Yeah ,it is pie,loli cyclops
Anestia:ohh ,and bring some help..
mitkos: woah elephant .Ill help...
mitkos:Anestia bring me the biggest dildo from the CWH.
DaHakra: Is dildo codename for pie!? Laughing .
mitkos: uuuuuhh ,ya suuuure Twisted Evil
DaHakra: yeeeey Laughing
mitkos: Anestia hurry up.. Mad
Anestia: ok, here you are... Wink
DaHakra:omg ,help, this is no pie....aaaaaaa pale (scream like someone is diyng)
mitkos:don't try to run Daha (and this sentense was followed by demonic laugh Twisted Evil )
Anestia:don't try to run Daha (and this sentense was followed by demonic laugh Twisted Evil )

Teh En

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Post  DaHakra on Sun Sep 07 2008, 11:43

Anestia wrote:Wanna see the remix ; )

Anestia:Hi Dahi ,wanna come over my place? Rolling Eyes We'll do some crazy stuff albino .
DaHakra:ooh, what for? Embarassed
Anestia:Its a suprise...
DaHakra:Is it pie? Neutral
Anestia:Maybe...
DaHakra:Yeah ,it is pie,loli cyclops
Anestia:ohh ,and bring some help..
mitkos: woah elephant .Ill help...
mitkos:Anestia bring me the biggest dildo from the CWH.
DaHakra: Is dildo codename for pie!? Laughing .
mitkos: uuuuuhh ,ya suuuure Twisted Evil
DaHakra: yeeeey Laughing
mitkos: Anestia hurry up.. Mad
Anestia: ok, here you are... Wink
DaHakra:omg ,help, this is no pie....aaaaaaa pale (scream like someone is diyng)
mitkos:don't try to run Daha (and this sentense was followed by demonic laugh Twisted Evil )
Anestia:don't try to run Daha (and this sentense was followed by demonic laugh Twisted Evil )

Teh En



WTF ? this doesnt even sound like my voice

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Post  Anestia on Sun Sep 07 2008, 12:40

Tell it to the judge Dahakra Laughing

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Post  mitkos on Mon Sep 08 2008, 14:04

I see on internet a Laughing guru. He say laugh with no reason and you will feel happy. Hay i will try this. I start... But my grandmother come in to the room. Im laughfin like a crazy person for no reason. What is it she ask. I say there is a guru on my computer say to laugh. Are you smoking marihuana say may grand mother :O No grany, that was westerday Very Happy:D Aaah little weed joke :O lol!
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Post  mitkos on Tue Sep 09 2008, 13:48

George Carlin say "My job is thinking guffy shit" Well i think guffy shit in my free time.
But im serious about this. Not a guffy shit here. Im reding a book, and it says that about the Unity of the Univers. All is one. And when i think about it i like the idea verry much. Actually i felt good. What do you think? Question Idea Exclamation
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Post  DaHakra on Wed Sep 10 2008, 04:18

" Unity of the Univers. All is one. And when i think about it i like the idea verry much. Actually i felt good. "




HA-HA Mitkos is on weed AGAIN

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Post  mitkos on Wed Sep 10 2008, 13:05

DaHakra wrote:" Unity of the Univers. All is one. And when i think about it i like the idea verry much. Actually i felt good. "




HA-HA Mitkos is on weed AGAIN
Naah i dont have any weed here man. The idea of the unity of the unevers is understanding of the idea that everything is conected and one whole. I like the idea Very Happy
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Post  Anestia on Wed Sep 10 2008, 13:15

I bet 100$ that you are talking about sex.. Mad
*Unity of the Univers* my butt Razz

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Post  mitkos on Thu Sep 11 2008, 12:42

Anestia wrote:I bet 100$ that you are talking about sex.. Mad
*Unity of the Univers* my butt Razz
Hahaha Very Happy ... hmmm why you would think that. Im serius about that. Its my new fun discovery, and my life philosophy is that is true. As my life philosophy there is alot more of it. I was wondering if anyone will consider this true and actually have some feeling about this?
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Post  mitkos on Thu Sep 11 2008, 12:52

Yo :"] im i the only one who feel like alien on this planet. Come on be honest. I actually think is not just a fleeing. Maybe i lost my memory. But i know that my world is peacefull, everyone have full understanding of eachother and the univers. Its not easy to be an alien Sad Help me out, say a joke here. Or say you like my world. Earth can be like this.
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Post  DaHakra on Thu Sep 11 2008, 15:52

I dont think everything is conneted, but im sure that actions taken by ppl, are affecting others, like action _. reaction.


btw a joke ? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWlGwVCcsLk

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Post  mitkos on Fri Sep 12 2008, 13:34

DaHakra wrote:I dont think everything is conneted, but im sure that actions taken by ppl, are affecting others, like action _. reaction.


btw a joke ? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWlGwVCcsLk
What is i say is not a joke Very Happy keep the wierd thinking runing Wink
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Post  DaHakra on Fri Sep 12 2008, 15:06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfdqV_sqal0 xd

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Post  booness on Sat Sep 13 2008, 03:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbVqIxINUE

Compilation 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_IgXt_KJc&feature=related

Compilation 2 (the best)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSBMMaGQk6Q&feature=related

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Post  booness on Sat Sep 13 2008, 03:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLca6Dsxp3c

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Post  mitkos on Sun Sep 14 2008, 12:42

mitkos wrote:
Anestia wrote:I bet 100$ that you are talking about sex.. Mad
*Unity of the Univers* my butt Razz
Hahaha Very Happy ... hmmm why you would think that. Im serius about that. Its my new fun discovery, and my life philosophy is that is true. As my life philosophy there is alot more of it. I was wondering if anyone will consider this true and actually have some feeling about this?
Hehe now i realize i do talk about sex Very Happy Unity, Love and Sex are all conected. You blow my mind (pod4ertavam my mind Razz ) You are great thinker, making a joke like this. I love you Ane :") Now i want to know what you butt have to do whit all of it Very Happy
And to everyone els i love ya two =]
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Post  booness on Sun Sep 14 2008, 14:12

FurTV - Hot Pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAuTX8xCUJQ&NR=1

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Post  DaHakra on Sun Sep 14 2008, 14:55

Mervins Milliions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaiQJkodfXY

Bad apples ( top 3 of mine ) xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0LBfbHqjXU

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Post  Anestia on Mon Sep 15 2008, 02:52

You know what they say Mite - *If you want love and peace - prepare for war... Mad *
Sry that im not in a mood to tell a joke cause im dreaming all kinds of nightmares with teddy bears and little baby rabbits...monkeys ...ya they'r evil too...
Aaah don't mess with my butt.He is still innocent.. Mad
Well im going to tell you something ,Mite - your world look even more perfect than mine...
But there is one catch - My world is real..
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And here comes the not-funny part:
*Its not the size that counts - Its whats in it..* Razz - a butt joke
*For me sex is a good thing but only when i talk/chat about it.In the real life i rly rly rly h8 to make sex.Virtual sex you say - well i tryed and it was disaster Wink (omg im so proud Very Happy ).

1.Conversation between 2 friends about theyr sex life in the last 24 hours* scratch
Bill -hi, Ray What a Face
Ray -hi ,Bill What a Face
Bill -so ,Ray tell me ...what was your bodycount last night? Surprised
Ray -well Bill..it was 13 Very Happy
Bill - hell....Ray im not asking you how old was the girl... pale

2.Some cool advises* study
If your girlfriend is rly hardcore nympho but she is never satisfied having sex with you.. Mad - Buy her a kango Laughing or portable steam hammer pale

:* mitko
luv you all
thx for teh support

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Post  mitkos on Mon Sep 22 2008, 12:20

Let me tell you something you know Razz Fun is fun bom Why im telling this, i forget it Very Happy Yeah to much things i dont like: the world, myself (thats alot) Now i feel like new me. Rediscover what i shoud know all the time. Yeah is realy good to know what fun actually do to you. Gives you energy. Yeah. Its the best thing ever. I deside to follow this energy. It shoud be with me everywhere, whotever i do. The best thing, enjoy every second of my life. Its posoble! If you want to do it life will sholl you the way. Think about it for few minutes. How this make you feel? I know one think, im part of world that give me chance to enjoy myself, so respect. And noone is more importent thet my fun, hey they mey help me Very Happy
Love and Uderstanding is the way, i must tell you whne i met God Very Happy he is cool Cool
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Post  DaHakra on Mon Sep 22 2008, 14:11

mitkos wrote:Let me tell you something you know Razz Fun is fun bom Why im telling this, i forget it Very Happy Yeah to much things i dont like: the world, myself (thats alot) Now i feel like new me. Rediscover what i shoud know all the time. Yeah is realy good to know what fun actually do to you. Gives you energy. Yeah. Its the best thing ever. I deside to follow this energy. It shoud be with me everywhere, whotever i do. The best thing, enjoy every second of my life. Its posoble! If you want to do it life will sholl you the way. Think about it for few minutes. How this make you feel? I know one think, im part of world that give me chance to enjoy myself, so respect. And noone is more importent thet my fun, hey they mey help me Very Happy
Love and Uderstanding is the way, i must tell you whne i met God Very Happy he is cool Cool
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What kind of faking weed did you get in greece ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8

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